Scopely CTO. Drummer for Seneca Hawk and Coo Gua. Node.JS enthusiast. SyntaxHighlighter.all() var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www."); document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E")); try { var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-200386-1"); pageTracker._trackPageview(); } catch(err) {}Ankur BulsaraTumblr (3.0; @ankurbulsara)http://ankur.org/Dear rappers: membrane != membrain != brain.<p>Dear rappers: membrane != membrain != brain.</p>http://ankur.org/post/17599619011http://ankur.org/post/17599619011Mon, 13 Feb 2012 23:42:10 -0800I just gave a toast at an Asian wedding and said the phrase “ying and yang”. I’m...<p>I just gave a toast at an Asian wedding and said the phrase “ying and yang”. I’m THAT guy.</p>http://ankur.org/post/17511729447http://ankur.org/post/17511729447Sun, 12 Feb 2012 13:49:42 -0800At the post-game press conference, Jeremy Lin said he talks to Yao Ming AFTER EVERY GAME. So....<p>At the post-game press conference, Jeremy Lin said he talks to Yao Ming AFTER EVERY GAME. So. Awesome.</p>http://ankur.org/post/17413398730http://ankur.org/post/17413398730Fri, 10 Feb 2012 22:08:51 -0800I’ve been teaching Pandora to stop playing The Red Hot Chili Peppers.<p>I’ve been teaching Pandora to stop playing The Red Hot Chili Peppers.</p>http://ankur.org/post/17245978531http://ankur.org/post/17245978531Tue, 07 Feb 2012 19:09:49 -0800For the first time in my life, I bought a TV. 40 inches of high-definition Game of Thrones. The...<p>For the first time in my life, I bought a TV. 40 inches of high-definition Game of Thrones. The Knicks better stop sucking.</p>http://ankur.org/post/16910399807http://ankur.org/post/16910399807Wed, 01 Feb 2012 22:13:49 -0800I leave really bad voicemails and I don’t know how to improve.<p>I leave really bad voicemails and I don’t know how to improve.</p>http://ankur.org/post/16843325291http://ankur.org/post/16843325291Tue, 31 Jan 2012 15:52:12 -0800Sh*t people say when watching Sh*t People Say videos.<p>Sh*t people say when watching Sh*t People Say videos.</p>http://ankur.org/post/16470934737http://ankur.org/post/16470934737Wed, 25 Jan 2012 09:48:52 -0800Steve Aoki killing it (Taken with Instagram at Surrender Night...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxsbk9fhNJ1qzpu2jo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Steve Aoki killing it (Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am" target="_blank">Instagram</a> at Surrender Night Club)</p>http://ankur.org/post/15822137052http://ankur.org/post/15822137052Sat, 14 Jan 2012 02:52:56 -0800I’m huge in Japan. (Taken with Instagram at Las Vegas...<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxrvwacZbS1qzpu2jo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I’m huge in Japan. (Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am" target="_blank">Instagram</a> at Las Vegas McCarran Baggage Claim)</p>http://ankur.org/post/15813614967http://ankur.org/post/15813614967Fri, 13 Jan 2012 21:14:34 -0800Who is the James Cameron of Bollywood?<p>Who is the James Cameron of Bollywood?</p>http://ankur.org/post/15163682530http://ankur.org/post/15163682530Sun, 01 Jan 2012 20:15:06 -0800Nexus NYE (Taken with instagram)<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx5hfkZ38f1qzpu2jo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Nexus NYE (Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am" target="_blank">instagram</a>)</p>http://ankur.org/post/15159297114http://ankur.org/post/15159297114Sun, 01 Jan 2012 18:54:55 -0800Nexus NYE (Taken with instagram)<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx5hc6ElkP1qzpu2jo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Nexus NYE (Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am" target="_blank">instagram</a>)</p>http://ankur.org/post/15159184896http://ankur.org/post/15159184896Sun, 01 Jan 2012 18:52:54 -0800I think they were nominated as NYE King and Queen #nexus (Taken...<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx5gz35LGv1qzpu2jo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I think they were nominated as NYE King and Queen #nexus (Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am" target="_blank">instagram</a>)</p>http://ankur.org/post/15158749355http://ankur.org/post/15158749355Sun, 01 Jan 2012 18:45:03 -0800nexusKobe was amazing. And the Knicks stunk. *sigh*<p>Kobe was amazing. And the Knicks stunk. *sigh*</p>http://ankur.org/post/15014262728http://ankur.org/post/15014262728Thu, 29 Dec 2011 22:20:14 -0800Suits look classier in India. (Taken with instagram)<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwtwi8LBmm1qzpu2jo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Suits look classier in India. (Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am" target="_blank">instagram</a>)</p>http://ankur.org/post/14824329986http://ankur.org/post/14824329986Mon, 26 Dec 2011 12:49:20 -0800Peter Dinklage, who plays Tyrion Lannister on Game of Thrones, played Miles Finch in Elf.<p>Peter Dinklage, who plays Tyrion Lannister on Game of Thrones, played Miles Finch in Elf.</p>http://ankur.org/post/14793921170http://ankur.org/post/14793921170Sun, 25 Dec 2011 19:37:00 -0800Paul McCartney’s Christmas song is some weird-ass shit.<p>Paul McCartney’s Christmas song is some weird-ass shit.</p>http://ankur.org/post/14780967749http://ankur.org/post/14780967749Sun, 25 Dec 2011 14:23:44 -0800Xmas Tree Alien Retractor Beam. Merry Xmas. #india (Taken with...<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lws1bvhUb31qzpu2jo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Xmas Tree Alien Retractor Beam. Merry Xmas. #india (Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am" target="_blank">instagram</a>)</p>http://ankur.org/post/14777050876http://ankur.org/post/14777050876Sun, 25 Dec 2011 12:38:18 -0800indiaCrazy flower chandelier #india (Taken with instagram)<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwqpxkqOPz1qzpu2jo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Crazy flower chandelier #india (Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am" target="_blank">instagram</a>)</p>http://ankur.org/post/14751852868http://ankur.org/post/14751852868Sat, 24 Dec 2011 19:34:31 -0800indiaBoarding (Taken with Instagram at Gate C138)<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw9ut5jDRl1qzpu2jo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Boarding (Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am" target="_blank">Instagram</a> at Gate C138)</p>http://ankur.org/post/14286226365http://ankur.org/post/14286226365Thu, 15 Dec 2011 17:00:40 -0800