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Teach me how to snuggie.
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This is what $11,000 cash wrapped in bacon looks like. (Taken with instagram)
Another midnight electro jam: Swedish House Mafia - Leave the World Behind
Can’t get this out of my head: Avicii & Sebastien Drums - My Feelings For You
These lyrics are adult in nature.
Rocking out to some Drive Shaft.
How come Hannah Storm never ages?
Robert Horry is the only player in the modern era (post 1960s) to have 7 championship rings.
K is for Knife.
James Harden looks like Kanye West.
In the 4th grade, I wrote a paper on X-rays because I thought X-rays were awesome.
I still think X-rays are awesome.
Taxi meters stress me out.
Dear women, please stop wearing pantsuits.
The new Chrome icon is butt.
Dothrakis get all the chicks.
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