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You should Snog, Marry or Avoid me

You should Snog, Marry or Avoid me

Party sexy time. (Taken with Instagram at XS Nightclub at Encore at Wynn Las Vegas)

Party sexy time. (Taken with Instagram at XS Nightclub at Encore at Wynn Las Vegas)

Suburban War by Arcade Fire. The good kind of hurt.

Watch the Game of Thrones, King James.

Just had lunch with two Simpsons writers and they invited me to a table reading! Anyone here like the Simpsons and want to come with?

I just did a mobile check deposit and it was everything I dreamed it would be.

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For the record, Steve Jobs did not die; He resigned. Again, I repeat: Steve Jobs did not die. He is still very much alive. Spread the word.

Dennis Rodman’s emotional hall of fame speech. I cried.

1985 white Lamborghini Countach. Two of ‘em.

No matter how many blades they add, it’s still hard to reach that spot under your nose.

Goodbye Jersey Shore accents. (Taken with Instagram at Newark Liberty International Airport (EWR))

Goodbye Jersey Shore accents. (Taken with Instagram at Newark Liberty International Airport (EWR))

Future sister. (Taken with Instagram at Hilton Garden Inn)

Future sister. (Taken with Instagram at Hilton Garden Inn)

Every hotel should have an iPod dock, HDTV and wireless. Come on, man.

Do not have a baby in the year 2013. #nostradankur

Beyonce always makes it better. Lift Off. Dope track in 6/8. Kanye + Jay-Z.