February 2012
5 posts
Dear rappers: membrane != membrain != brain.
Feb 14th
I just gave a toast at an Asian wedding and said the phrase “ying and yang”. I’m THAT guy.
Feb 13th
At the post-game press conference, Jeremy Lin said he talks to Yao Ming AFTER EVERY GAME. So. Awesome.
Feb 11th
I’ve been teaching Pandora to stop playing The Red Hot Chili Peppers.
Feb 8th
For the first time in my life, I bought a TV. 40 inches of high-definition Game of Thrones. The Knicks better stop sucking.
Feb 2nd
I leave really bad voicemails and I don’t know how to improve.
Feb 1st
January 2012
8 posts
Sh*t people say when watching Sh*t People Say videos.
Jan 25th
Jan 14th
Jan 14th
Who is the James Cameron of Bollywood?
Jan 2nd
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Jan 2nd
1 tag
Jan 2nd
4 notes
December 2011
9 posts
Kobe was amazing. And the Knicks stunk. *sigh*
Dec 30th
Dec 26th
Peter Dinklage, who plays Tyrion Lannister on Game of Thrones, played Miles Finch in Elf.
Dec 26th
Paul McCartney’s Christmas song is some weird-ass shit.
Dec 26th
1 tag
Dec 25th
14 notes
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Dec 25th
9 notes
Dec 16th
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November 2011
11 posts
‘cause one of these honies Biggie got to creep with.
Nov 30th
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Nov 28th
Traffic on the 5. I’m forced to take an alternate route, through the Mines of Moria.
Nov 28th
What is the length of a zombie incubation period?
Nov 21st
Nov 14th
Just met Richard Jefferson. That’s what’s up.
Nov 13th
1 tag
Nov 11th
1 tag
Nov 11th
The iPhone 3GS is FREE?! Damn. http://ping.fm/7ZxFt
Nov 9th
We came in 2nd place at the Hollywood Hack Day. And we won the Spotify award. I got geek cred.
Nov 7th
October 2011
8 posts
That shit crepe. That shit crepe.
Oct 30th
Happy Diwali! Eat spicy and hug a brown person today.
Oct 27th
That a zombie never tires violates the 2nd law of thermodynamics.
Oct 25th
My biological clock is fist-pumping. Uhn-tiss, uhn-tiss, uhn-tiss, uhn-tiss. #toomanycookies
Oct 21st
These midnight conference calls are killing me. I need a vacay.
Oct 20th
iPhone Bootcamp, day 2. This one’s for you, Steve.
Oct 15th
Last day working out of the Wiltern. @Scopely is moving to Hollywood. The dawn of a new era.
Oct 8th
Stay hungry. Stay foolish.
Oct 7th
September 2011
7 posts
ATT is down in LA. But if you turn off 3G in your iPhone, and get the Google Voice app, you can still make calls on WIFI. voice.google.com
Sep 25th
If you want to enable your Facebook Timeline, go to: http://ping.fm/VQS39
Sep 22nd
Why doesn’t Comedy Central have a funnier name?
Sep 22nd
The Next Earth - 36 Light Years Away →
Sep 13th
You should Snog, Marry or Avoid me →
You should Snog, Marry or Avoid me
Sep 9th
Sep 5th
2 tags
Sep 1st
August 2011
15 posts
Watch the Game of Thrones, King James.
Aug 30th
Just had lunch with two Simpsons writers and they invited me to a table reading! Anyone here like the Simpsons and want to come with?
Aug 29th