February 2012
5 posts
Dear rappers: membrane != membrain != brain.
I just gave a toast at an Asian wedding and said the phrase “ying and yang”. I’m THAT guy.
At the post-game press conference, Jeremy Lin said he talks to Yao Ming AFTER EVERY GAME. So. Awesome.
I’ve been teaching Pandora to stop playing The Red Hot Chili Peppers.
For the first time in my life, I bought a TV. 40 inches of high-definition Game of Thrones. The Knicks better stop sucking.
I leave really bad voicemails and I don’t know how to improve.
January 2012
8 posts
Sh*t people say when watching Sh*t People Say videos.
Who is the James Cameron of Bollywood?
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December 2011
9 posts
Kobe was amazing. And the Knicks stunk. *sigh*
Peter Dinklage, who plays Tyrion Lannister on Game of Thrones, played Miles Finch in Elf.
Paul McCartney’s Christmas song is some weird-ass shit.
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November 2011
11 posts
‘cause one of these honies Biggie got to creep with.
Traffic on the 5. I’m forced to take an alternate route, through the Mines of Moria.
What is the length of a zombie incubation period?
Just met Richard Jefferson. That’s what’s up.
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The iPhone 3GS is FREE?! Damn.
http://ping.fm/7ZxFt
We came in 2nd place at the Hollywood Hack Day. And we won the Spotify award. I got geek cred.
October 2011
8 posts
That shit crepe. That shit crepe.
Happy Diwali! Eat spicy and hug a brown person today.
That a zombie never tires violates the 2nd law of thermodynamics.
My biological clock is fist-pumping. Uhn-tiss, uhn-tiss, uhn-tiss, uhn-tiss. #toomanycookies
These midnight conference calls are killing me. I need a vacay.
iPhone Bootcamp, day 2. This one’s for you, Steve.
Last day working out of the Wiltern. @Scopely is moving to Hollywood. The dawn of a new era.
Stay hungry. Stay foolish.
September 2011
7 posts
ATT is down in LA. But if you turn off 3G in your iPhone, and get the Google Voice app, you can still make calls on WIFI. voice.google.com
If you want to enable your Facebook Timeline, go to:
http://ping.fm/VQS39
Why doesn’t Comedy Central have a funnier name?
The Next Earth - 36 Light Years Away →
You should Snog, Marry or Avoid me →
You should Snog, Marry or Avoid me
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August 2011
15 posts
Watch the Game of Thrones, King James.
Just had lunch with two Simpsons writers and they invited me to a table reading! Anyone here like the Simpsons and want to come with?