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Dear rappers: membrane != membrain != brain.

I just gave a toast at an Asian wedding and said the phrase “ying and yang”. I’m THAT guy.

At the post-game press conference, Jeremy Lin said he talks to Yao Ming AFTER EVERY GAME. So. Awesome.

I’ve been teaching Pandora to stop playing The Red Hot Chili Peppers.

For the first time in my life, I bought a TV. 40 inches of high-definition Game of Thrones. The Knicks better stop sucking.

I leave really bad voicemails and I don’t know how to improve.

Sh*t people say when watching Sh*t People Say videos.

Steve Aoki killing it (Taken with Instagram at Surrender Night Club)

Steve Aoki killing it (Taken with Instagram at Surrender Night Club)

I’m huge in Japan. (Taken with Instagram at Las Vegas McCarran Baggage Claim)

I’m huge in Japan. (Taken with Instagram at Las Vegas McCarran Baggage Claim)

Who is the James Cameron of Bollywood?

Nexus NYE (Taken with instagram)

Nexus NYE (Taken with instagram)

Nexus NYE (Taken with instagram)

Nexus NYE (Taken with instagram)

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I think they were nominated as NYE King and Queen #nexus (Taken with instagram)

I think they were nominated as NYE King and Queen #nexus (Taken with instagram)

Kobe was amazing. And the Knicks stunk. *sigh*

Suits look classier in India. (Taken with instagram)

Suits look classier in India. (Taken with instagram)